Monday, October 31, 2016

Reference Guide

All on a sudden, I seem to have become this hot marriageable material. My dear men, if you are really confused about things, I will give you 6 months to really try things out & figure out whether it marriage you want... or you just are mistaking your cravings for commitments!!

Even after 6 months of experimenting you believe you are upto it, go through this list!!

  1. Are you filthy rich man? 
  2. How old are you? Probability of getting selected is directly proportional to the difference in age. 
  3. Buy Kerala Saree - cost 30k+ Indian monies 
  4. Gold Jhimiki - costs 1.5L & above
  5. i20 
  6. Monthly pocket money of not less than 80k, this is not part of the household expenses. This is MY pocket money! 
  7. Will quit the job the very next day the marriage contract is signed 
  8. Convince Kiddo
  9. Anything else I have missed out here 
If you are ready for all this, please visit the Fairy GodMother with your horoscope, 6yrs of bank statement & detailed family tree. 

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