Scene 1 He Divorcee : I took an early retirement. Now I am looking after the coffee plantations owned by my family.
Audience {clap clap clap}
Scene 2
He Divorcee : I conduct classes for schools. We run charity institutions...
Me { from the audience, cutting him off his sentence midway, with eyes popping out & high pitched voice} : Are you filthy rich?? I am looking out for filthy rich old man. It doesn't matter whether he is gay. Bank balance is what I am looking at.
Audience : Shell shocked!!!
He Divorcee : I conduct classes for schools. We run charity institutions...
Me { from the audience, cutting him off his sentence midway, with eyes popping out & high pitched voice} : Are you filthy rich?? I am looking out for filthy rich old man. It doesn't matter whether he is gay. Bank balance is what I am looking at.
Audience : Shell shocked!!!
He??? Well he was last seen running out the building screaming, Leluallu Leluallu Leluallu. Onlookers are still trying to figure out what Leluallu is.
Picture Courtesy : allthetropes.wikia.com
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