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All on a sudden, I seem to have become this hot marriageable material. My dear men, if you are really confused about things, I will give you 6 months to really try things out & figure out whether it marriage you want... or you just are mistaking your cravings for commitments!!

Even after 6 months of experimenting you believe you are upto it, go through this list!!

1. Are you filthy rich man? 
2. How old are you? Probability of getting selected is directly proportional to the difference in age. 
3. Buy Kerala Saree - cost 30k+ Indian monies 
4. Gold Jhimiki - costs 1.5L & above
5. i20 
6. Monthly pocket money of not less than 80k, this is not part of the household expenses. This is MY pocket money! 
7. Will quit the job the very next day the marriage contract is signed 
8. Convince Kiddo
9. Anything else I have missed out here 

If you are ready for all this, please visit the Fairy GodMother with your horoscope, 6yrs of bank statement & detailed family tree. 

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Duh?

Mr P : Can I have a picture with you?
Me {Duh??} : Okkay...
Flash!! {You should be hearing the sound of the flash as in very very old cameras, not the silent click & flash of the latest digicams!}
Me {Looking at the output, in my high pitched surprise tone}: You are taller???!???
Mr P : {puff}









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Communicating with clarity!!!

Scene 1
He Divorcee : I took an early retirement. Now I am looking after the coffee plantations owned by my family.
Audience {clap clap clap}

Scene 2
He Divorcee : I conduct classes for schools. We run charity institutions...
Me { from the audience, cutting him off his sentence midway, with eyes popping out & high pitched voice} : Are you filthy rich?? I am looking out for filthy rich old man. It doesn't matter whether he is gay. Bank balance is what I am looking at.
Audience : Shell shocked!!!

He??? Well he was last seen running out the building screaming, Leluallu Leluallu Leluallu. Onlookers are still trying to figure out what Leluallu is. 

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Perks!!

Finally some perks for having a daughter. Maybe the perks are because I have this particular daughter....

My mom finally has some empathy for me. For the first time in my life I saw her feel for me.

Aaah!!

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Reduction in Waste

After brooding over the concept for over 2 years, I finally bought a menstrual cup!!

Waste disposal in general has become an overhead in India. The dry & wet wastes are still okay to deal with. But the biological waste has been troubling me for quite some time. While I was voicing this out loud to a friend, she gave all the encouragement to go with the cup. And, I was really surprised to see the number of people who have converted to cups for the very same reasons.

And I have to admit one thing here.... The reduction in waste is just impressive. I still am awed at that. If I, a single person can induce this amount of waste reduction...... imagine how happy our mother earth would be when more of us start converting...... :-)

And its not as messy or inconvenient as people imagine them to be. In fact, I would say it is much cleaner that the conventional methods I was stuck at the thought of having an external synthetic particle inside me for that long a duration. Yes Judges! Before you start smirking... The duration too has to be taking into account.

The line that tipped me into doing it??? That was a classic line by my friend....
"Hands of 4 hospital staff were inside my body while giving birth to my child. When I think of that, this is just nothing!!"

:-)

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Shoot at Sight or Shoot at Sight????

He : Oh! Since you are free this week, I thought you would be busy trying to get laid.












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The Big J

Kiddo {Watching me write my assignments} : You are neater that I am.
Me {Smiles & proceeds with my work}
Kiddo {After a short pause... all the more frustrated} : Really! Your assignments are neater that mine!!!














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