Unlocked!! What a girl wants.....

I am sure many would be shaking their heads in agreement when you read this list. Well, at least I was while my friend was listing this out.... 

Guys... this is applicable to average girls like me & a couple of my friends. If your better half does not fall into this average girl category I am referring to... there is a chance that you might be wasting your time here... :-D 

1. Need a desk job that doesn't require a lot of brain work and effort AND one that will fetch a lot of money. 
2. Vacation twice a year, its okay even if its within India. 
3. Maybe once in two years... a vacation abroad. 
4. Some help with the kid(s), not necessarily from either parents. But from the better half. 
5. Visiting hometown and staying equal days at both the half's places . 
6. One lunch and one dinner outings on weekends. 
7. Grocery shopping can be managed through online marts. 
8. Movies on release. 
9. Some more patience with kid1 so that by the time its kid2's turn we mellow down and become calmer. 
10. A good bank balance, less weight, anhour glass figure(ok, that's asking for too much, but lesser tummy). 

Now Guys.... Heres something you guys can really start working on..... :-D 

How do we girls achieve all these????? 

Thihahahahahaha.... O:-) 

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Blood test Redefined

Kiddo {seeing a patch on my friend's arm}: What happened to your hand?
She : I had to get my blood tested. After they drew the blood, they marked the area.
Kiddo {now completely puzzled}: Why do you need to test your blood?
She : So that we can find out whether I am healthy or not.
Kiddo {in her revelation}: So they talk to the blood & find out if we are healthy or not.

I was narrating this to a friend & she goes...
One evening she & her sister were discussing about getting an ice-cream maker. Her sister was planning about making ice-cream daily with the help of this ice-cream maker. And that was when my friend's 7yr old goes....

Kiddo2 : Hmmm... So they will come Mon-Fri.

It took me sometime to figure out the significance of that statement. Kiddo2 imagined the ice-cream "maker" to be a person... :-D

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Hormones and Adrenaline

He : Why is that only women have hormones? Wondering...
She : Guys call it adrenaline!!

He {with his typical mile long smile}: :-) Now I get you


Duh????




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Happy & not know it?

Kiddo {seeing an unresponsive me}: Amma is happy, she just doesn't know it.











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Distorted form of love

A wife's message to her Husband : Happily live alone, i wont b a trouble anymore. Bye 

And I was trying to explain to him, from a girls point of view, when & why girls make such statements. And he goes...

He {with the all knowing Krishna smile}: Yes, it is a demonstration of love and care.. A rather distorted form of love and affection..

Yes! 100s of 1000s of light bulb lit up at that moment :-) 

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Dheemi Dheemi - 1947 Earth

Was listening to song from 1947 Earth today... with clear attention to its lyrics... :-)

Lyrics & Meaning from www.hindilyrics.net


dheemi dheemi bheeni bheeni khushbu hai tera badan //Your body is a soft, subtle fragrance
sulage mahake pighale dahake //Once lit, it scents the air, melts, is consumed.
kyon na bahake mera man //Why should my heart not be staggered?
sulage mahake pighale dahake //Once lit, it scents the air, melts, is consumed.
kyon na bahake mera man //Why should my heart not be staggered?

voh chali havaa ki nasha ghulaa //A wind blows; magic spreads, dissolves;
hai samaan bhi jaise dhuaan dhuaan //this moment seems veiled by smoke.
tera ruup hai ki yeh dhuup hai //Your beauty is like sunlight;
khule baal hai ki hain badaliyaan //is this your unbound hair, or the clouds?
tu jo paas hai mujhe pyaas hai //Thirst strikes me when you're near
tere jism ka ahasaas hai //I'm aware of your body.
tu jo paas hai mujhe pyaas hai //Thirst strikes me when you're near
tere jism ka ahasaas hai //I'm aware of your body.
tu jo paas hai mujhe pyaas hai //Thirst strikes me when you're near

dheemi dheemi bheeni bheeni khushbu hai tera badan //Your body is a soft, subtle fragrance
sulage mahake pighale dahake //Once lit, it scents the air, melts, is consumed.
kyon na bahake mera man //Why should my heart not be staggered?
sulage mahake pighale dahake //Once lit, it scents the air, melts, is consumed.
kyon na bahake mera mann //Why should my heart not be staggered?

saans bhi jaise ruk si jaati hai //It's as if my breath draws to a halt;
tu jo paas aa'e to aanch aati hai //heat strikes me when you come near.
dil ki dharkan bhi mere sine mein larkharaati hai //Even my heartbeat stumbles in my breast.

yeh tera tan badan kaisi hai yeh agan //This body of yours, what sort of fire is it?
thandhak hai jism tu voh aag hai //Your body is a cool flame,
balkhaati hai jo tu laharaati hai jo tu //you who twist, you who undulate.
lagta hai yeh badan ek raag hai //It seems your body is a melody.
voh chali havaa ki nasha ghulaa //A wind blows; magic spreads, dissolves;
hai samaan bhi jaise dhuaan dhuaan //this moment seems veiled by smoke.
tera ruup hai ki yeh dhuup hai //Your beauty is like sunlight;
khule baal hai ki hain badaliyaan //is this your unbound hair, or the clouds?

tu jo paas hai mujhe pyaas hai //Thirst strikes me when you're near:
tere jism ka ahasaas hai //I'm aware of your body.
tu jo paas hai mujhe pyaas hai //Thirst strikes me when you're near:
tere jism ka ahasaas hai //I'm aware of your body.
tu jo paas hai mujhe pyaas hai //Thirst strikes me when you're near:

dheemi dheemi bheeni bheeni khushbu hai tera badan //Your body is a soft, subtle fragrance
sulage mahake pighale dahake //Once lit, it scents the air, melts, is consumed.
kyon na bahake mera man //Why should my heart not be staggered?
sulage mahake pighale dahake //Once lit, it scents the air, melts, is consumed.
kyon na bahake mera man //Why should my heart not be staggered?


Does this really happen or is it just in the magic of ARR & Hariharan???
:-) 

Rating Thy Crush

He : Last night, I was ranking my crushes.

I could instantly sense my skin stretch to it max under influence of the wide grin that broke on my face. This was the reply I get from a friend on a Monday morning when I asked him, 'How was your weekend?'.

After a couple of drinks on a lazy Sunday night, he decided to rank all the girls he had a crush on since his school days. He categorized various aspects of a person & ranked all his crushes based on these categories. This exercise was conducted to figure out if he would have ever married any one of those crushes.

And the conclusion...
There are no complete woman.

Psst! I would say, no complete person. But Hey!!! I don't want to be the one to burst his bubble...

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