He {in his matter of fact tone}: Split your cash! Split your cards!Me {sincerely taking it in}: Righto!
He {after a short pause}: The only point left is molestation... Where there isn't much you can do... Just lay down & enjoy.
Me {(im)patiently waiting for his big finish}: ..........
He {with the naughtiest tone he could conjure}: Well... look at the bright side... You will finally be able to use your nails & teeth to your hearts content
Kavilammeeee!!!
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