Salvation

She : What does your husband do?
Me {totally bored of this routine}: I am divorced
She {after a pause}: You should come with me. I will take you to my church.
Me {phrasing thank you, but no thank you in my mind}: :-)
She {sensing a reluctance in me}: Jesus will help me with your salvation. He is our savior. He will help you rid off your sin. He is your only savior.
Me {finally propping my halo correctly over my horns}:  Oooh! Thats very sweet. You have found your Jesus. I have found mine too. He is named Vishnu.

Did any one say religion is of no use????

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