Echo

Me {going wild with my 'plans'}: Alone is fine. But then I want to climb a hill. I am not sure whether I am capable of doing that all by myself. Will a trek alone be safe? I have watched too many Hollywood movies to do that alone.
He : So what? You can go visit the hill.
Me {.... continuing, unaware of his comment}: And after reaching the top, I want to scream my lungs out.
He : You can scream from the foothills
Me {with puppy eyes}: But then I won't get The Echo
He {with his SriKrishna smile}: You are capable of introducing echo in a text chat, foot of the hill is piece of cake for you.

This conversation happened over WhatsApp. I am pretty sure him mom went to the temple earlier this month and prayed for his well being. There is no other explanation as to why he was out of my reach when this conversation took place. But..... I am sure of one thing.... One day... The universe will surely give me chance to make him pay for this!!!

Revenge..... is best served Cold (with echo!!!!)
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Life's Problems!!

Kiddo {after a tiring day, read each line after a pause}: I want to watch the movie. I also want to sleep. I also want to hug & sleep with you.
Me {as always..... in ignore mode}
Kiddo {after a deep sigh & resignation}: Problems in my life!

I have no idea how I controlled myself from bursting out loud laughing!!!








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Salvation

She : What does your husband do?
Me {totally bored of this routine}: I am divorced
She {after a pause}: You should come with me. I will take you to my church.
Me {phrasing thank you, but no thank you in my mind}: :-)
She {sensing a reluctance in me}: Jesus will help me with your salvation. He is our savior. He will help you rid off your sin. He is your only savior.
Me {finally propping my halo correctly over my horns}:  Oooh! Thats very sweet. You have found your Jesus. I have found mine too. He is named Vishnu.

Did any one say religion is of no use????

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Elites????

Scene N
A : Does your family have caste issue?
Me : Whaaaat?
A {Rephrasing as I didn't understand it the first time :-P} : Is caste going to be a problem?
A {Continuing after a brief pause}: No... Just checking. Many of the upper caste I know are not comfortable, especially when there are elders at home.

If only A  knew where I belong!!!!

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