3 Again

Picture Courtesy : Received from a friend. 

HowTo Drive Them Away?

She : What is it that drive them(men) off?
Another She {in a matter of fact tone}: Love Marriage Commitment!
Another She {not pausing for a response}: Tell him I want to marry you! I want to bare your children! I want to bring them up! And if you want, I want to take care of your aging parents!!!

Yes! All of us had moment there!!! :-D :-D


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Pitta Talking

A Pitta {a surprise in tone}: OMG! Its 11PM. Time to bed.

No. This pitta was not talking to a school going child.

Whatever Vatta is your body will pop out with all that disdain & ask... Is that how you do everything?????


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Confusion Creator

He : You are one heck of a confusion creator!
Me {Completely understanding where he is coming from}: :D
He : I solve... and you create more confusion.

Oh! My dear.... What would have I done without you.... I double-U!! Mmmmmmuah!






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Easy Peasy Clues!!

As heard in one of the FM channels here... This message is for all the male species.... {modified without loosing its essence}....
If you are not sure what to do for your loved one this v day, this song would save you. It lists exactly what the girl wants.

Thihahahahahahahaha...

Lyrics & full translation here.... 

Kalaiyaan... Kalaiyan… //wrists, wrists.. 

Tu leya de meinu golden jhumke.. //You get me Golden earrings

Main kanna vich paavaan chum chum ke //I’ll kiss them and wear them in my ears. 

Mann jaa ve... mainu shopping kara de //Please agree, take me shopping..

Mann jaa ve... romantic picture dikha de //Please listen, show me a romantic movie..

Requestaan paayiaan ve.. //I request you..

Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve //White wrists

Oh baby meri chittiyan kalaiyan ve //I have got white wrists..

Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve //White wrists

Oh baby meri white kalaiyaan ve //I have got white wrists..

Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve //White wrists

Oh baby meri teri hisse aayiaan ve //They’re yours now 

Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve //White wrists

Oh baby meri chittiyan kalaiyan ve.. //I have got white wrists.. 

Yeah 

You're my darling angel baby 

White kalaaiyan drives me crazy 

Shiney eyes glitty glitty glittery 

You're the like that makes me going hazy 

Oh mainu chadhiya hai rang rang //I've got Colors all over me
Main khwabaan de sang sang aaj uD-di phiraan //Today I fly with dreams..
Main saari raat uD-di phiran //I fly all night..
Oh badle jindaDi de rang dhang //The ways of my life have changed
Meri neendein bhi tang tang, aaj uD-di phiran //Even my sleep is reduced, I keep flying..
Main saari raat uD-di phiran //I keep flying all night..

Mann jaa ve... gulabi chunni diva de //Please listen to me, get me a pink scarf..
Mann jaa ve... colourful chudi pavaa de //Please listen to me, get me some colorful bangles..
Requestaan paayiaan ve.. //I request you..
Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve.. //White wrists...

Ghumde phirde saare citiyaan milkiyan //I have roamed all the cities
Chittiyaan kalaaiyan ve (kalaaiyan ve..) //You have got White milky wrists..
Tere hathaan nu chumda rehnda //I keep on kissing your hands..
tu lai liyaan, oh chittiyaan ve //White.. oh white..

Mann jaa ve... mainu shopping kara de //Please agree, take me shopping..

Mann jaa ve... romantic picture dikha de //Please listen, show me a romantic movie..

Requestaan paayiaan ve.. //I request you..

Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve //White wrists

Voice over

Me {while speaking over the phone): Yayayayayayaya
He : Oh! So thats how it sounds
He {after a short pause}: This is what you type in chat isn't it?
Me {with my mile long :-)}: Yayayayaya
He :Ooh! So this is what it is.

:-)

I was reminded of two scenes from the movie Mozhi - the intro scene & the scene where Karthik gives voice over for Archana. 

Naav From Udaan

This song has been close to me because of the singer's voice.... Until today... when I noticed..... 

Chadhti lehrein laangh na paye kyun haapti si naav hai teri, naav hai teri

Translation to the entire song in the video below.... A nice movie... With a lot of nice songs...

My Gumshuda one... I am dedicating this to you today.... Remember...
Haiya ho ki taan saath le,
Jo baat thehri jaan pe teri, shaan pe teriShaan pe teri..

Okkay... lets leave the Shaan part for now. We will stick with the jaan part... Hang in there darling!! 

Different Smiles

He {empathizing with Kiddo} : Poor thing!

Okkay Okkay... Rewind by 5mins

Kiddo {while listening to the song being played}: Aunty smiles whenever she listens to this song.
Me {feeling purely evil}: Do you know which song(s) brings a smile on my face.
Kiddo {mix of regret & realization}: Which is that song for you?
Me {all smug now}: Did Aunty tell you about her smile? You figured it out yourself, didn't you? So, go find mine...

It was fun watching Kiddo break her head over it.... :-D I was sharing this with my friend &....

He {empathizing with Kiddo} : Poor thing! How is she
going to connect all your different smiles & their corresponding songs. She will not be able to handle information of such volumes.

Yes! I hate him!

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