Thursday, July 30, 2015

Instructions for the....

... Continued

Kiddo : "Amma.... You should ask my children to bury me properly."
Me {After.... after what?}: What?
Kiddo {with the same innocence}: You should ask my children to bury me properly.
Me {Still confused}: But.... won't I die before you?
Kiddo : Yes...
Me {jabaa??} : Then... how can I tell your children about your burial?
Kiddo {now irritated at my ignorance} : Yes!! You will come in their dreams & tell them!

How stupid of me?!!?!?!?! How could I miss that?!!

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Lost


My My.... I couldn't have asked for more. I cannot even say you have exceeded my expectations. Why??? Because I didn't have any expectations.

All I have got to tell you is...
:-*
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:-o
:->

I love youuuuuuuuu...

Oh! Btw... My dear... People have started adopting this picture. You did make quite an impact... B-)

Picture Courtesy : Picture of the girl is off the net. Editing is done by my friend. I was talking to him when this topic came up. And he comes up with this picture... :-) 

Monday, July 20, 2015

HowTo satisfy those TasteBuds???

She : We had Puttu & Kadala
Me : I too am thinking of making Puttu & Kadala
Kiddo : Yeeeey! Kadala.....
Kiddo {immediately the realization steps in} : Oooh.... But then it won't be like Achamma's (gran)
He {as Kiddo's excitement fizzles out} : So this is the problem every where. Why don't you all learn to do it like the parents??

My dear He... Remember the salt analysis we did as part of our schooling... Follow the steps & you will end up with a successful analysis. Well... cooking might seem like salt analysis to you... But then... Also remember that one should follow the heart while cooking.

Salt analysis says -  Fry the onions, then add tomatoes.
But then.... The heart goes behind all those nuances.... should the onions be lightly colored, golden brown, caramelized? Oh! Yea... The overly burnt!

My heart would beat for different things. Oh! Btw... Tastebuds does weird things to that silly thing called heart!!! Synchronization all these variables will take days of direct observation of all the elements involved.

OMG!!!

Well... as long as you are not poisoned... Thank the Lord that you are not poisoned & eat what has been served on your plate X-( :-P

PS.
Unless I am positively motivated, I surely am not going to invest all that time in observing & analyzing the elements... X-(

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Thursday, July 16, 2015

Instructions for the... what???

Scene 1
Kiddo was setting the bed for her sleep. That is... arranging her cuddle toys around her on the bed. She was talking her heart out... or was it nonsensical blabbering???? Anywayz, I decide to make efficient use of this time & step into the washroom brush my teeth. And out of the blue she goes...

"Amma.... You should ask my children to bury me properly."

No... words can do no justice to my expression!!!


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