Talent?

He {One day, during one of our serious talks}: What is your talent?

The only things I could list right are
1) Trouble Generator
I can see it! All of you nodding your head in agreement >:P
Trouble can range from visit to police station to being unable to walk properly :D
2) Deflecting Responsibilities
I am too cozy where I sit(or stand). I can connect or redirect you to the rite people. I can also convince that they are the best thing to happen for that cause. But please don't ask me to move around & get things done.

I call them talent because I can perform these things effortlessly O:-) It comes naturally to me... O:-)

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