Its Kerala Style

Kiddo's friend {curiously watching Kiddo show some dance steps}: You are learning Bharata Natyam?
Kiddo : This is not Bharata Natyam. This is Kerala styled Bharata Natyam called Mohiniattam.

:D :D :D












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Double Negatives

She : I wouldn't disagree

Whaaaat??? As is I am struggling to understand things the way they meant. Now she throws a double negative at me.... Grrrrrrrr













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When will they learn???

He {seeing me after a very long time}: Wow!! You finally took bath!!

No... he doesn't have access to my daily routines... Its just his way of saying... I looked better than the last time he saw me!!

Sheesh!!









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Decoding the Crypt

He {in his casual style}: You should bow before me for making sense out of your nonsense!!
Me {completely understanding the reason behind his frustration}: :-D
He : Ya! Thank God for giving me the brains to make sense out of your random ramblings!
He {continuing after a brief pause}: Otherwise all our conversation would have looked like "Eh?"
Me {LOL}: At this moment I am reminded of my conversation with another person. We are always at "Eh?"

I completely agree with him, I do need to do a full body prostration! I had been on the move that entire day. I had been sharing all the random stuffs that came to me - Images, bits of conversation, copy-paste of conversation without any information on who said which bit, audio... I do not know what else I shared with him. Since I was in a haste, I was thinking of picking these things up in detail later that day when we spoke. But, I did not have to. He made complete sense out of all the nonsense I had been throwing at him...

:-)

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Yippeeeee!!!

Thank you cuties............ You did make my day... Mmmmmmmmmuah!!

Yes... I am still doing the dance.... O:-) 

How does he???

She : I hear He is putting down his papers
Me : Correction... He is retiring!
She {wide eyed}: Where does he get the money to retire?
Me : What interests me is... How does he manage his expenses!!

Okay! Fine! I will come to my point...

WHO THE HECK WILL I PICK A FIGHT WITH?????????????

:-(


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Time Tuner?

He : Oh! You did make a quick visit to you home town!
Me {Mentally calculating the last time I was in home town}: Eh?
He {With all the authority in this subject}: Yea... There are people who spotted you walking around the city.
Me {Raking my brains to place a time frame to this event & failing}: When?
He {Confidence level now a notch higher}: A week back.
Me {Resigned}: Wow! I was in my home town a week back & I didn't know that!!!

The last time I visited my home town was 4 months back!!! Well... my dear "People"... All I have for you is..........

As I hold on to my windowsill... I can clearly see their faces in the crowd.... :-)

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Why no Surprise?

Psst!! If you haven't watched the movie PK... SPOILER ALERT!!!

She : So, how did you find the movie?
Kiddo {in her giggly self}: It was nice. But didn't like bits of it. But was funny.
She : So you liked the movie?
Kiddo {in her thinking mode}: Yes... But... She is seeing his space ship for the first time & she was not at all surprised!!!!!

Mr. Rajkumar Hirani.... Please note the point. Even when a person is expecting aliens & UFOs... She will be surprised when she sees it for the first time!!



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Why 12AM??

Kiddo : I do not understand why they always come at 12 in the night! I will be sleeping & they wake me up. I will be sleepy & blah blah throughout...
She : But thats when you the birthday is
, isn't it? That is when you turn a year older....
Kiddo : How can it be 12 at night? See... I was born at 9.17am. So, how can it be 12am? It should be at 9.17am, isn't it?

Yes!! She is still recovering from all the technicalities she had to handle... And I am still rolling on floor laughing!!!

Btw... Kiddo... How the heck did you know you were born at 9.17am? I myself do not have the minute info!!!! @@

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Changed!!

All I wanted was a slow year and she did grant me exactly that... A slow year. Thank you for giving me an unexciting year.... Okkay... Fine... Not giving me something that I could not handle myself... and for the right support to aid me.

All I pray for is... Please bless me with another boring year..... Kaavilammeeeee....

Picture...
This was supposed to be my xmas surprise which arrived yesterday. It came all the way from my home town. Along with 2015 Malayalam calendar, I have a plum cake & a pack of white tea. Yes! All these are something I could get from anywhere. But....
My dear... your gesture lifted all the tiredness that came in with December... Mmmmuah!
Kavilamme.... Thank you! >:D<